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The way holt grabbed Jake-

Cool

Kinda king that really loves himself biggest 😂😢

Well Jake was introduced as one of the 2 best detectives in the precinct so it makes sense that he would eventually figure out how to read Holt

I don't know why but every time she says props that was amazing with that side whisper I just can't help but giggle

I guess it's unrelated 👀

So if he blinked normally for a year, he would have 3,153,600 blinks

Who says “learnt”?

I aspire to have to confidence to say “no I’m having a meltdown” in a such a firm voice.

she knows and i know she knows ( i wass adressing to the song called she knows)

Where’s the Lego version?

that sweet little dumbass had me ROLLING

"I couldn't have eaten that thing because I don't eat dairy.... Actually I DO eat dairy sometimes." So his excuse doesn't work and he could have eaten the thing.

I love yhe throe va ks that show those two being so hot shit that they earned the fat man trope

I love this show more than the office because while they were silly they were all very competent in their jobs and got it done.

For such a stoic figure, he’s quite upfront and honest about his emotions

"I can trick my stomach right. If I drink (alcohol) my body is too busy digesting the alcohol the cheese go through" - heavenly

me as a high masking autistic

I LOVE the hate he has for munch!😂

It's wild how most of them are better detectives at anything but actual detective work

I had a friend who was lactose intolerant and allergic to peanuts. One day, he apparently had had enough and brought all his saved allowance (about 25 dollars) to school and bought as much cheese pizza and ice cream the lunch ladies allowed him to buy and brought a tub of peanut butter from home. The dude then ate the food, went up to a teacher, stuck himself with his Epy pen, and told the teacher what he did. Obviously he went home early and had to go to the hospital to supposedly have his stomach pumped as well as deal with his soon to be allergic reaction but he said that it was worth it and swore to at the very least eat dairy from then on even if it would kill him after. However, he did say that the hype for peanut butter was overrated.

jake peralta my favorite tv character, man i love brooklyn 99

She can kill you and hide the body I'm not fcking with her

I am slightly lactose intolerant and hes absolutely right that some things are just worth it. A glass of milk with oreos is totaly worth an hour of diarrhea before bed.

Actually, there are many cheeses that, during the aging process, lose the lactose, making them easy for those with the intolerance to eat 😋

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

THERE'S NOBODY ELSE THAT I TRUST!! Literally fails a min later 😂😂

Apparently, mozzarella doesn’t have a lot of lactose. So some people with lactose intolerance can process it.

Rosa was pregnant?

Most of the time theres no lactose in pizza

anyone who's met someone that's lactose intolerant knows they love dairy

Captain Holt is a savage😂

Jake is so smart

Terry's so funny

Not to mention the cheese on pizzas dont have as much lactose as other cheeses or dairies

Most cheeses do not contain a meaningful amount of lactose and can therefore be processed without lactase.

One of the few reminders that Hitchcock and Skully are actually good at their jobs.

Hitchcock?!?!

RIP Andre

“YOU, it has laxatives 😊”

when are people gonna keep blaming everything on the vague “generation”. it’s embarassing and has no substance anymore

Fiiine I'll rewatch brooklyn 99 again

Pretty sure mozzarella doesn’t have that much lactose in it

I don’t care what anyone else says, the cast of this show was absolute perfection

thank you youtube for giving me the exact same short within 30 shorts.

“Let’s make a serious show about life in the police force.” “Sure shall we have edgy tech savvy filler?” “… yeah…” *the filler*

that was bullshit, the captain was in on this.

Holt has achieved some Kendrick levels of hate

Each other

Peralta is just "im the best at my job and the worst at life" and honestly thats so mood